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The Lobster Dinner Demos

by Citizen Blast Kane

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  • Compact Disc (CD) + Digital Album

    13 punk songs so powerful they will slap you in the face and stick to your skullbone for at least a fort night. Our Compact Disc products come with a card stock track listing in a cd case with artwork by Amerika Bambaataa. 2012 is good for you not for me.

    Includes unlimited streaming of The Lobster Dinner Demos via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.
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1.
I'm gonna buy a map I'm gonna plot a course I'm gonna ride through the jungle on my jungle horse Jungle Virgin Force They wear jungle skirts They eat jungle dirt And they take jungle shits In burmese tiger pits Jungle Virgin Force Cuz I'm lookin for a jungle virgin force Soon they'll be ours dancing in our bars Slap em' in the skull til' they seeing stars Back in the states they eat city steaks They love my fast rattlin' city snake Lookin' for a jungle virgin force Cuz I'm lookin for a jungle virgin force They drink jungle juice And rock a jungle boosh They have a jungle face And take up jungle space They're havin' jungle fun In their jungle, son And climbing jungle trees Avoiding jungle bees Cuz I'm lookin for a jungle virgin force
2.
Legtrip 01:34
3.
Momos, jackbags, commies, and queers It takes me forever just to order one beer You're in our way don't act like you don't notice We're waiting three hours to ride one rollie coaster It's sandwich, sandwich time It's sandwich, sandwich time Long ass lines it's the price we pay Tony listens to Christmas music every day Taking up my space. Eating my sandwich Traffic everywhere, it's just too much to sandwich It's sandwich, sandwich time It's sandwich, sandwich time It's sandwich, sandwich time Too many people in my deli line There's only two things that you need to know You're a snake vs. a mongoose Cobra or Kai The mongoose aint your friend, so prepare to die There's too many people in my deli line It's sandwich, sandwich time It's sandwich, sandwich time It's sandwich, sandwich time There's too many people in my deli. It's sandwich time
4.
Fastball 01:20
Hey! 1,2,3,4 1,2,3,4 Fastball baby! It strikes your face Fastball, you'll never make it to first base Fastball, right to the eye Fastball, you know Terry's gonna die We're baseball blastin kane so come on by Your balls are popping out man let a sleeping corpse lie Fastball Fastball The coach is coming in, hide the shit Would you mind telling me, what the fuck is this? Backseat killer cold knuckles your brain Asphyxiation you won't feel no pain I aint no drug pusher, I'm a pitcher and a shover Your playing catch like you're fucking Danny Glover Fastball Fastball Fastball baby! You need to relax You're playing second base like you think you're Steve Sax Fastball man, give me the shit Fastball, these are fucking peanuts bitch Hit another homerun and i'll test your piss Buy me a hotdog and lets do a kiss Fastball Fastball Fastball Fastball
5.
Jaws HD 01:12
Working in a factory It's not good for you or me Jaws HD vs. Jaws 3D The first one's all you need to see It's not yours It's not mines I can watch it anytime I make fun of you It's good for you Shameful Sunday Weak to unpowerful I'm half dead riding bicycles built for two New Jersey power kane Tuesday's pretty cool I know sweatpants ain't good for me But I avoid the late night jaggery Do what you want just don't let me see The ostrich effect has always worked for me I don't want to hear or see that shit They're looking for you Is it yours? Not mine I remember jackin' it - first time High Travoltage fevery - Saturday night I'm way too blasted and I can't flog off Powder kane made my camshaft soft Touch my nuts Turn my head and cough Nowhere to go (cough) Nowhere to go (cough) Some people say that you're too slow Rim jacking boys in Soho We can't be stopped by your mom or your pops So give us an inch and we'll take a yard Playing tennis and we're lighting our farts Stealing all of Tony's bicycle parts We'll get together and we'll iron it out
6.
Wake it up, air it out, quarter phone, lezbone Everybody know it's you Penis brigade, penis youth I sold it to Tony for a quarter a package Salisbury shake How are you? I think I want to try one too Salibury shake I say, how do you do? You know you want to try one too Wake it up, air it out, quarter phone, lezbone Everybody know it's you Penis brigade, april fools I sold it to Tony for a quarter a package Salisbury shake How are you? I think I want to try one too Salibury shake I say, how do you do? You know you want to try one also Salisbury shake , ya you think your so coo Salisbury shake, I don't think I like you Salisbury shake, I hate you Salisbury shake, ima eat you
7.
Honkbox 00:31
I don't wanna ticket for honking my horn Honkbox sees all and tells the police Its some kind of crazy conspiracy Of the honky horn variety Honkbox keeps its eyes on society Honkbox keeps its eyes on you and me Honkbox is stealing all of my money Honkbox I think is trying to fuck me Honkbox gives you a $1,000 ticket Honkbox Honkbox Honk - Honk - Honk
8.
The park is mine I aint leaving Kill me, I kill you. Even steven The park is mine I aint leaving Kill me, I kill you. Even steven Traffic offense you're gonna die Cut me off I'll spit in your eye Traffic offense you're gonna die Cut me off I'll spit in your eye I'm the king of the park I got a badge, I got a gun I fuck with you because it's fun I'm the king of the park I got a badge, I got a gun I fuck with you because it's fun The park is mine I aint leaving Kill me, I kill you. Even steven Traffic offense you're gonna die Cut me off I'll spit in your eye The park is mine I aint leaving Kill me, I kill you. Even steven Traffic offense you're gonna die Cut me off I'll spit in your eye I'm the king of the park I got a badge, I got a gun I fuck with you because it's fun I'm the king of the park I got a badge, I got a gun I fuck with you because it's fun The park is mine I aint leaving Kill me, I kill you. Even steven Traffic offense you're gonna die Cut me off I'll spit in your eye The park is mine I aint leaving Kill me, I kill you. Even steven Traffic offense you're gonna die Cut me off I'll spit in your eye
9.
It's a sweatpants paradise No responsibilities it's so nice Waking up for the Price is Right And snortin sweatpants powder all night It's a sweatpants paradise Drinkin' flat beer and eatin' flavor ice Hot pockets for sustenance Abusing controlled substances I got hot pocket dreams Cocaine schemes Blastin kane off of porno magazines Cuz I'm living in sweatpants land Cuz Ima sweatpants man It's a sweatpants paradise Leisure is our favorite vice A.C. on and we're under the blankets Hiding in our sweatpants so we can spank it It's a sweatpants paradise Taking liberties it's so nice Waking up for the Price is Right And doin sweatpants powder all night I got hot pocket dreams Cocaine schemes Blastin kane off of porno magazines Cuz I'm living in sweatpants land Cuz Ima sweatpants man Sweatpants land Cuz Ima sweatpants man - boy - man - boy - man credits
10.
Timmy Forsythe wearin a noose Duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, goose Tards in the graveyard they're getting it on That ones sitting in a highchair he's getting strong Oh my God! They're drinking blood, leave them alone they're salting a slug Look at that rats balls Look at that rats balls Hes got balls Ratty balls Hes got balls Look at that rats balls Look at that rats balls Hes got balls Ratty balls Hes got balls, two of em Look at that rats balls Look at that rats ol' crazy balls Timmy Forsythe wearin a noose Duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, goose Tards in the graveyard they're getting it on That ones sitting in a highchair hes getting strong Oh my God! They're drinking blood, leave them alone they're salting a slug Look at that rats balls Look at that rats balls Hes got balls
11.
Meatboy 01:11
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released August 10, 2012

Amerika Bambaataa, Gravy Face Pow Pow, Rick More Anus, Travis Dickle, Dad's friend my fake uncle Mick Jagoff, Sick Gary, Chazzy D, Bum Pen & Dr. Yes.

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Citizen Blast Kane Hackensack, New Jersey

North and South American habitual Regatta winners and jungle animal communicators, who enjoy discovering rare and unusual coins, down hill skiing techniques from 1980's movies and late night programming on Cinemax. Citizen Blast Kane we is.

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